Fun Product Idea: Build Refrigerator Doors with Samuel Jackson-Style Deep-fake Voice Prompts

Here's how I imagine it will work.

Whenever you open the door for snacking, Sam Jackson's voice chides you with random taunts:

"It's noon, Max. You sure you want a beer?" "Wrong choice, mothafucka!" "Uh-huh, don't touch that bitch!" "Lord have mercy! Not the fucking ice-cream tub again." "You're gonna die if you eat so much." "It's 2 am. Da fuck do you want?" "Gooddamn cookie, that's a fat ass!"

It will help a lot of us with eating disorders and binge-snacking problems, especially now when most of us work from home and snack mindlessly multiple times a day.

Someone, please build it!