Humor: We're in for a dystopia in marketing

The year is 2099. Elon Musk is a 128-years-old transhuman enjoying his retirement in the South African backcountry. Humans have successfully colonized 3% of Mars. Hyperloops are all over the world and airplanes are almost extinct. Science has progressed so much that the drivers in India don't turn on their high beams unnecessarily anymore. A.I. rules everything. Mankind is very close to achieving singularity. Newer versions of GPTs have made most marketing jobs obsolete—including content. And yet, there's this know-it-all marketing guru who says: "Content that doesn’t convert into sales is not marketing." 🤦‍♂️ And that's how b.s. marketing will live on forever.