Fun Product Idea: Build Refrigerator Doors with Samuel Jackson-Style Deep-fake Voice Prompts

Here's how I imagine it will work. Whenever you open the door for snacking, Sam Jackson's voice chides you with random taunts:
"It's noon, Max. You sure you want a beer?"

"Wrong choice, mothafucka!"

"Uh-huh, don't touch that bitch!"

"Lord have mercy! Not the fucking ice-cream tub again."

"You're gonna die if you eat so much."

"It's 2 am. Da fuck do you want?"

"Gooddamn cookie, that's a fat ass!" It will help a lot of us with eating disorders and binge-snacking problems, especially now when most of us work from home and snack mindlessly multiple times a day. Someone, please build it!